sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i to diss a bee
i travel the world and the seven bees
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
>sitting on front step, drinking water
>cool guy walks by
>stands up, my heart
>”its cool guy”
everyone thinks that the superwholock fandom rules tumblr but i think we all know where it’s really at
so you’ve never heard wonderwall before? *grabs acoustic* i think i still got it in me. havent played guitar in months. lets see what i can do. here goes nothing
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny